I'm so annoyed. The useless lump has just has had review and not only have they made him permanent, they have given him a payrise. I really did hope that they would at least extend his probation, but they have been taken in by his bullshit. There have been a few things that have gone well since he joined, but it has either been a fluke or down to my work, but of course he takes the credit. He'll probably get the credit for the new website too as he is supposed to have overall responsibility for its development but so far he hasn't contributed anything.
My only hope now is that to celebrate he'll gorge himself on something rich and explode. And I know that is cruel, but I don't care.