I keep talking to myself or more accurately inanimate objects, and its getting embarrassing.
I talk to the new website at work alot, mainly asking it why it isn't working properly, but I snapped on Friday and told it, I hate it. It didn't respond immediately but since then it has been playing up even more. This morning at the pool, I told the water in the shower that it was too hot - its a poolside shower so there were other people within earshot.
Possibly worst of all, I said hello to skirt in H&M the other day. My exact words were 'Oh hello again!'. It was a skirt I had previously tried on twice a few months earlier and couldn't decide whether I like it, so when it turned up in the sale, I greeted it like an old friend.
I'm losing it.