Waiting for a bus last night on my way back from the local Jazz Festival, two young women walk past me.
"The thing is with my grandparents is that they are the perfect size, so its not like..."
I didn't hear the rest. If I didn't have bus to catch, I would have followed as I was curious to understand what she meant. I didn't realise there was a perfect size for grandparents.
I've heard of children boasting that "my dad is bigger than yours" but never "my gran is a better size than yours".
Can anyone enlighten me?